Dear Customer,

We at Better Bedspreads are committed to remaining ever vigilant in our quest to produce a number one product and attitude. We are reminded of this pledge as we greet each new productive day with our secret gestured symbol of comradery. Stepped deep in tradition it is with a long standing inner pride each to each encourage the days common goal.

It is for this reason we will always remain number one and you our number two. That is why when you meet a Better Bedspread employee they will greet you with two number ones.

Thank you

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